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Eighteen.

Die-hard Chicago Blackhawks fan.

Coffee addict.

Tattoo lover.

Psychology major.

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur

foxhex:

liza-land:

how I wear art is none of your business

"The difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos is that people with tattoos don’t give a shit if you don’t have any."

sp1dereyes:

sizvideos:

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I worship this post

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D